Psychotic Parrot

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  No phone calls please...

  by rockmehardplace in

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  for all those that read my post from the other day, i have been asked that if i am to miss any meetings i must call one particular elder per his request.

  so on sunday i woke up and decided to stay home from the meeting and test my theory that this guy is on a power trip.

  i "had a headache" which in all reality was a small hangover from the night before.

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  Psychotic Parrot

  Your answer was pretty good actually, the subtlety will have made an impact i'm sure.
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  scared of the birds

  by bibledike in

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  i was raised as a j dub since i was a little girl.

  i'm 22 now and i'm still scared of those damn birds.

  i got baptized when i was ten so it was beat hard in me that the birds were going to eat all the wicked people.

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  Psychotic Parrot

  I wrote a song about it.

  Called "(Written Off As) Bird Food"

  I love songs with brackets in their titles ^_^
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  scared of the birds

  by bibledike in

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  i was raised as a j dub since i was a little girl.

  i'm 22 now and i'm still scared of those damn birds.

  i got baptized when i was ten so it was beat hard in me that the birds were going to eat all the wicked people.

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  Psychotic Parrot

  You probably don't want to talk to me then i'm guessing
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  Images of the new publication releases plus preface to new book...

  by drew sagan in

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  picked these up off the net.

  didn't see them here so i thought i would post.. i really like the back cover to the new book, showing pictures of a car from the 30's with "jehovah's witnesses" on the side.

  the pic of the guy in prison is beyond lame.. .

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  Psychotic Parrot

  Another DC, another set of "i've heard this year's book has details of Armaggedon" rumours crushed
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  JW idear of a good time

  by is there help out there in

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  > subject: cute.

  > there are two statues in a park; one of a .

  >> nude man and one of a nude woman.. >> they had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, .

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  Psychotic Parrot

  I thought it would be a sparrow lol

  But it was a pigeon hehe, very funny!
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  whats the longest DF'ing you have known?

  by wobble in

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  i know of a guy who was df'd for over 12 years,all the time he was on at elders in different congo's that he moved to to get himself back in,of course they referred things to the original jc who informed them that he had made no effort to put things right so he could not come back,not repentant.

  (it was a money matter).

  he finally cracked it though,is now back in.. what is the longest such case you know of?

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  Psychotic Parrot

  Did anyone try and help her?
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  What happens over very long periods of time...

  by Elsewhere in

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  http://www.exitmundi.nl/eternity.htm.

  please, don't go insane now.

  of all the apocalypses on this site, the one youre about to read is probably the most mind-boggling of them all.

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  Psychotic Parrot

  Lay off the acid mang!
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  Topics for discussion with JWs - part 1: Why did Jehovah create dinosaurs?

  by Albert Einstein in

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  lets start topics for discussion with jws, such ones, that will make them feel very unconfortable..... my first turn:.

  why did jehovah create dinosaurs?

  jehovah is a god of love right?

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  Psychotic Parrot

  My mum told me they were created to flatten the Earth -.-

  A) Why did God not just create the Earth flat.

  B) Most dinosaurs were very small

  C) What a load of shite.
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  Why are some of the Memorial partakers normal people?

  by BonaFide in

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  i know that a lot of the memorial partakers are crazies, or have emotional problems, or want attention.

  i am not talking about them.. but there is a percentage of partakers that are not weird, or attention-getters.

  they act normal, they have a good sense of humor, they don't promote themselves.

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  Psychotic Parrot

  Perhaps they're alcoholics & gluttons who can't resist stuffing their face full of bread & downing a glass of wine when it is presented to them?
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  Quick Questions For When A JW Knocks Your Door

  by besty in

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  anybody like to contribute a few suggested questions - should be less that 12 words.. .

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  Psychotic Parrot

  I'd ask them if they want my house after Armageddon.